Am I a butthole for flinging my neighbor's dog crap at her house?

Posted by Kae on June 01, 2021 1:28 AM

My neighbor has a little yappy dog that every day takes a dump on my front yard. I have asked her many times to keep her dog off my lawn, or at least pick up the poop. Yet, every day the dog is allowed to crap on my front yard.

So today I had enough. I took her dog's crap, put it on a shovel, walked over to her house and chucked it at her front door.

She came over to my house saying I was an asshole for throwing the poop onto her house. I said she was an asshole for letting the dog poop on my front yard every day. She threatened to call the cops, I told her go ahead, I will press trespass charges because every day she comes and lets her dog dookie on my yard.

My family says what I did was an asshole move, but I was fed up. Am I the butthole?

Post Last Edited: June 01, 2021 1:30 AM

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(2) Posted by FarmerBoy on June 02, 2021 12:35 AM

Not the butthole. Your neighbor totally deserved this. She's lucky you didn't fling the crap on the roof where it would fester in the hot sun!

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(3) Posted by Admin on June 02, 2021 12:10 AM

This is kind-of a butthole move in my opinion, but also kinda justified if you had repeatedly told your neighbor to stop letting their dog poop on your yard.

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(2) Posted by Kae on June 02, 2021 12:15 AM

Yeah, I could see me being the butthole if I just threw the crap at her house after the dog pooped in my yard once, but this has been going on for almost two months! This woman lets the dog poop in my otherwise perfect yard every friggen day!

It felt good flinging that turd at her front door!

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