I messed up by crapping my pants!
Posted by I Gotta Go Poopies on September 12, 2021 8:16 PM
I ran to the restroom but the explosion hit me before I could get my pants down all the way and I crapped my pants!
This was about 2 hours before our weekly end-of-week roundup meeting, which always occurred at the end of the day Friday. I had to think quick, so I cleaned up as best I could and flushed my soiled underwear down the toilet. Luckily the toilet was strong enough to suck my underwear down, it was one of those high pressure toilets.
Anyway, now I'm in a suit and tie freeballin' it. I get in the elevator and head downstairs, jump in my car and drive to the mall where there is a Sears. I go into Sears, find a new pair of underwear and go to checkout. The cashier must have thought something was up, as here there is this grown man, in a suit and tie, buying nothing other than a pair of underwear.
I rush back to the office, put on my new underwear and have just enough time to catch my breath before my meeting. Luckily no one asked where I had been because I don't know that I could have come up with a good excuse!