Entitled Stories: Wonderful Stories about Horrible People
From “Retail Hell” to “Money-Back” madness, discover dozens of stories about the world’s most entitled people. Read, laugh, and find comfort in the fact that it didn’t happen to you today.
Entitled Parent Stories
Entitled Parents explores the baffling and often hilarious encounters with individuals who believe the world, and its resources, should revolve entirely around them and their children. These stories highlight the chaotic moments when extreme demands, such as trying to “reward” a child with a dentist’s tropical fish or hijacking an ER doctor for a case of the hiccups, meet the firm reality of boundaries and security guards. Readers can expect a mix of “Karen” confrontations and the satisfying justice that occurs when outsized entitlement leads to a lifetime ban or a ride in a squad car.
A woman with a colossal, chrome-plated baby stroller rudely demanded my quiet coffee shop corner table, claiming her infant’s needs outweighed my intricate micro-origami hobby
The coffee shop was my quiet place, where my fingers could focus on the delicate folds of a tiny paper crane, just a normal day of calm. That calm snapped, though, when a woman with a stroller the size of a small spaceship zeroed in on my table, and with a smile, she said, “Excuse me, I need this table.”
A grocery store baker was pressured into giving a demanding mom a free luxury cake because her non-verbal baby supposedly “didn’t like” a previous order, without any proof
My day was already bad, and all I wanted was my perfect Granny Smith apples and to get home. But then, from the bakery section, I heard a whiny voice talking about a cake that was “not right.”
A woman in a tailored blue blazer brazenly demanded to cut the entire grocery checkout line with one cereal box for her “tired” son
By the time I found myself in the grocery store checkout line, all I wanted was to grab my items, pay, and escape back to the quiet of my apartment. But just as I settled in, a woman in a perfectly styled blazer decided to bypass the line entirely, striding right to the front of my lane.
Today I Messed Up Stories
A collection of stories where the best-laid plans went spectacularly wrong. From minor lapses in judgment to epic fails, read along as we document the times we were our own worst enemies.
Gravity Always Wins: Why I Should Have Used My Parking Brake
I never use my parking brake, and today that habit ruined my sister’s brand new house. While helping her move in, I parked on her sloped driveway and forgot one crucial step. Moments later, a loud crash revealed my car had rolled down, slammed into my parents’ vehicle, and pushed both cars straight through the garage support.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
The Portal of Doom: How One Wrong Click Might Get Me Expelled
One file upload, zero ways to delete it, and a potential expulsion. I messed up by choosing the wrong video file for my film production final. Instead of a news segment, the entire class received a front-row seat to my private life. Now I’m failing the class and fighting the college administration to stay in school.
Well That Sucks Stories
Sometimes, life just hands you a lemon and then squeezes it directly into your eye. From bizarre apartment infestations to the “young and dumb” mistakes we all wish we could forget, these are the stories that make you take a deep breath and say, “Well… that sucks.” Dive into the archive of life’s most unfortunate, unlucky, and undeniably relatable moments.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
My Neighbor took out all my utilities because he didn’t want to make a phone call
Why you should always call 811: A horror story. One man, one rented backhoe, and zero professional advice led to a neighborhood-wide blackout and a massive water main break. Read the chaotic account of a DIY project that came within inches of hitting a gas line and turning a “cheap” pool into a legal nightmare.
Today I finally figured out where the horrible smell and rats are coming from
I thought living in NYC meant dealing with the occasional rat, but my apartment was becoming a literal nest. For months, an exterminator couldn’t find the source, and a putrid smell began to seep through the walls. The truth was far more tragic and disgusting than anything I could have imagined. Read the chilling account of what was really happening on the other side of the drywall.
Entitled People Stories
Explore the best Entitled People stories from across the web. Whether it’s a stranger demanding your seat or a “Karen” making a scene in public, we document the most outrageous encounters with extreme entitlement.
A woman in a crowded hardware store demanded I hand over the last special clamp in my cart, falsely claiming she reserved it for her husband
It was just another Saturday, and I was enjoying my usual hunt for interesting bits and pieces at the big hardware store, my mind mostly on birdhouses and special screws. I had seen her kind before, many times, but I never expected her sharp voice to suddenly appear behind me, focused on the very clamp in my hand.
An entitled young man and woman demanded a grocery store honor a coupon for a different soda, claiming discrimination and leveraging a child
The late afternoon sun made long stripes on the linoleum floor, and I was enjoying the quiet of my usual stocking duties in the cereal aisle. Then, a loud, booming voice shattered the calm, carrying an edge that suggested someone was spoiling for a fight at the customer service desk.
A Woman Tried to Cut a Busy Bakery Line, Then a Second Person Copied Her, Leading Me to Subtly Persuade the First to Join the End of the Queue
The bakery was a warm, sweet-smelling haven that Saturday morning, and I was trying my best to keep the anxious buzzing in my ears at bay while I waited for my turn. But then, a lady in a bright pink jacket decided the line just didn’t apply to her, and my quiet morning suddenly got a lot louder.
Am I The Jerk Stories
Sometimes the line between standing your ground and being the villain is razor-thin. We’ve all had those moments where we wonder: “Was I right, or was I just the jerk?” Dive into these polarizing tales of conflict and social dilemmas, then head to the comments to cast your vote. Is it a case of justified frustration, or is someone clearly in the wrong?
Am I the Jerk for borrowing my teen’s savings to fix our car, prioritizing family over their computer?
A parent struggling with unexpected car repairs faces a difficult decision when their teenager has diligently saved up a significant amount of money for a new gaming computer. What seems like a necessary choice for family stability quickly escalates into a painful conflict, leaving both parent and child at odds over the value of personal effort versus collective need.
Am I the Jerk for building a fence on my property line and clearing my neighbor’s encroaching plants?
Tired of a neighboring yard’s overgrowth creeping onto their property, one homeowner decided to replace an old chain-link fence with a new privacy barrier. However, the construction sparked a bitter dispute when the neighbor’s prized plants, positioned along the property line, were disturbed during the fence installation.
Am I the Jerk for trashing my coworker’s old, smelly food and container from the office fridge?
A frustrated office worker takes drastic measures to address a coworker’s persistent disregard for shared breakroom cleanliness policies. This bold move leads to a direct confrontation and divides opinions among their colleagues regarding the appropriateness of the action.
Hungry for More Drama?
The audacity doesn’t end here. We have hundreds of stories waiting in the archives: from HOA board takeovers and retail nightmares to the “Kevins” who live among us. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a deep dive into the world of extreme entitlement, there’s always another “Karen” around the corner.