Entitled Stories: Wonderful Stories about Horrible People
From “Retail Hell” to “Money-Back” madness, discover dozens of stories about the world’s most entitled people. Read, laugh, and find comfort in the fact that it didn’t happen to you today.
Entitled Parent Stories
Entitled Parents explores the baffling and often hilarious encounters with individuals who believe the world, and its resources, should revolve entirely around them and their children. These stories highlight the chaotic moments when extreme demands, such as trying to “reward” a child with a dentist’s tropical fish or hijacking an ER doctor for a case of the hiccups, meet the firm reality of boundaries and security guards. Readers can expect a mix of “Karen” confrontations and the satisfying justice that occurs when outsized entitlement leads to a lifetime ban or a ride in a squad car.
A grocery store baker was pressured into giving a demanding mom a free luxury cake because her non-verbal baby supposedly “didn’t like” a previous order, without any proof
My day was already bad, and all I wanted was my perfect Granny Smith apples and to get home. But then, from the bakery section, I heard a whiny voice talking about a cake that was “not right.”
A woman in a tailored blue blazer brazenly demanded to cut the entire grocery checkout line with one cereal box for her “tired” son
By the time I found myself in the grocery store checkout line, all I wanted was to grab my items, pay, and escape back to the quiet of my apartment. But just as I settled in, a woman in a perfectly styled blazer decided to bypass the line entirely, striding right to the front of my lane.
A self-important mother loudly blamed a teen grocery employee when her unattended baby’s stroller rolled into a peach display
I was just minding my own business at the grocery store, caught in the eternal struggle of organic versus regular apples. But then a loud voice pierced through my apple contemplation, and it was clear someone thought the world owed them more than just a good price on produce.
Today I Messed Up Stories
A collection of stories where the best-laid plans went spectacularly wrong. From minor lapses in judgment to epic fails, read along as we document the times we were our own worst enemies.
Gravity Always Wins: Why I Should Have Used My Parking Brake
I never use my parking brake, and today that habit ruined my sister’s brand new house. While helping her move in, I parked on her sloped driveway and forgot one crucial step. Moments later, a loud crash revealed my car had rolled down, slammed into my parents’ vehicle, and pushed both cars straight through the garage support.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
The Portal of Doom: How One Wrong Click Might Get Me Expelled
One file upload, zero ways to delete it, and a potential expulsion. I messed up by choosing the wrong video file for my film production final. Instead of a news segment, the entire class received a front-row seat to my private life. Now I’m failing the class and fighting the college administration to stay in school.
Well That Sucks Stories
Sometimes, life just hands you a lemon and then squeezes it directly into your eye. From bizarre apartment infestations to the “young and dumb” mistakes we all wish we could forget, these are the stories that make you take a deep breath and say, “Well… that sucks.” Dive into the archive of life’s most unfortunate, unlucky, and undeniably relatable moments.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
My Neighbor took out all my utilities because he didn’t want to make a phone call
Why you should always call 811: A horror story. One man, one rented backhoe, and zero professional advice led to a neighborhood-wide blackout and a massive water main break. Read the chaotic account of a DIY project that came within inches of hitting a gas line and turning a “cheap” pool into a legal nightmare.
Today I finally figured out where the horrible smell and rats are coming from
I thought living in NYC meant dealing with the occasional rat, but my apartment was becoming a literal nest. For months, an exterminator couldn’t find the source, and a putrid smell began to seep through the walls. The truth was far more tragic and disgusting than anything I could have imagined. Read the chilling account of what was really happening on the other side of the drywall.
Entitled People Stories
Explore the best Entitled People stories from across the web. Whether it’s a stranger demanding your seat or a “Karen” making a scene in public, we document the most outrageous encounters with extreme entitlement.
A Young Man Demanded the Last Sculptural Cat Scratcher From a Calm Woman Before She Paid, Insisting His Girlfriend’s Bad Week Entitled Him to Take It at the Pet Store
It was a slow afternoon at the pet store, the kind where my brain feels a little bit like a cloud just floating by. But then the door chimed, and a young man walked in with a look on his face like he knew exactly what he wanted and was going to get it.
A woman’s bizarre insistence that her long-leashed “special” cat deserved to freely roam a public park, disturbing a reader and terrifying a child
The park was peaceful, a perfect day for watching people and feeling part of the world. But my quiet afternoon quickly got interesting when a woman with bright pink sneakers and a cat on a leash decided the rules didn’t apply to her.
A woman belligerently demanded free premium dog food for her Princess due to a “rare condition” while a screaming child’s tantrum echoed through the pet store
It was a slow afternoon at the pet store, the kind I love because I get to see all the different animals and the good people who care for them. But the calm didn’t last long, not after one woman decided her “Princess” was owed a very expensive favor.
Am I The Jerk Stories
Sometimes the line between standing your ground and being the villain is razor-thin. We’ve all had those moments where we wonder: “Was I right, or was I just the jerk?” Dive into these polarizing tales of conflict and social dilemmas, then head to the comments to cast your vote. Is it a case of justified frustration, or is someone clearly in the wrong?
Am I the Jerk for cutting my neighbor’s encroaching vine off my fence without permission?
A homeowner finds themselves in a tense neighborly dispute after taking matters into their own hands regarding a rapidly growing plant. When a vine from their neighbor’s yard began to extensively encroach on their property, they decided to trim it back, sparking an angry confrontation and leaving them to wonder if they acted appropriately.
Am I the Jerk for reclaiming my long-held park bench from a rude stranger with my elaborate routine?
An individual with a vital daily health routine, meticulously performed for years at a specific public park bench, found their cherished spot unexpectedly occupied. Faced with a rude stranger disrupting their essential practice, they were left to navigate how to uphold their routine without causing further confrontation.
Am I the Jerk for refusing to sell my grandfather’s gift car to buy my mother a washing machine?
A thoughtful grandfather gifts his grandchild a car to support their burgeoning independence and career. However, this generous present soon becomes a point of contention as the recipient’s mother begins to make escalating demands regarding its use and ultimate fate.
Hungry for More Drama?
The audacity doesn’t end here. We have hundreds of stories waiting in the archives: from HOA board takeovers and retail nightmares to the “Kevins” who live among us. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a deep dive into the world of extreme entitlement, there’s always another “Karen” around the corner.