Entitled Stories: Wonderful Stories about Horrible People
From “Retail Hell” to “Money-Back” madness, discover dozens of stories about the world’s most entitled people. Read, laugh, and find comfort in the fact that it didn’t happen to you today.
Entitled Parent Stories
Entitled Parents explores the baffling and often hilarious encounters with individuals who believe the world, and its resources, should revolve entirely around them and their children. These stories highlight the chaotic moments when extreme demands, such as trying to “reward” a child with a dentist’s tropical fish or hijacking an ER doctor for a case of the hiccups, meet the firm reality of boundaries and security guards. Readers can expect a mix of “Karen” confrontations and the satisfying justice that occurs when outsized entitlement leads to a lifetime ban or a ride in a squad car.
A woman with two small children brazenly cut a lengthy grocery store checkout line, declaring her precious schedule exempted her from waiting
The fluorescent lights of the grocery store always felt a little too bright, and I usually preferred to shop at odd hours to avoid the rush. But today, a high-pitched, demanding laugh cut through my quiet music,
A Young Woman with a Fake Designer Purse Demanded a Free Premium ‘Cloud Kiss’ Cupcake, Citing Entitlement for Her Long Day and Her Baby, Escalating into a Public Outburst
In the gentle hum of The Sweet Spot bakery, surrounded by the comforting scents of cinnamon and warm bread, I found a quiet focus for my afternoon sketching. That calm was about to be put to the test, however, when a young woman, pushing a stroller and carrying a very good fake designer purse, marched straight to the counter with a very particular demand.
A young mother with an alpaca wool stroller demanded an elderly man hand over his special fruit tart in a grocery checkout, declaring it her right as a loyal customer
My day was already so bad, I just wanted to grab my groceries and vanish, hoping for no more trouble. But then, a young woman with a fancy stroller stopped behind us, and her eyes were only on the special fruit tart in the old man’s cart.
Today I Messed Up Stories
A collection of stories where the best-laid plans went spectacularly wrong. From minor lapses in judgment to epic fails, read along as we document the times we were our own worst enemies.
Gravity Always Wins: Why I Should Have Used My Parking Brake
I never use my parking brake, and today that habit ruined my sister’s brand new house. While helping her move in, I parked on her sloped driveway and forgot one crucial step. Moments later, a loud crash revealed my car had rolled down, slammed into my parents’ vehicle, and pushed both cars straight through the garage support.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
The Portal of Doom: How One Wrong Click Might Get Me Expelled
One file upload, zero ways to delete it, and a potential expulsion. I messed up by choosing the wrong video file for my film production final. Instead of a news segment, the entire class received a front-row seat to my private life. Now I’m failing the class and fighting the college administration to stay in school.
Well That Sucks Stories
Sometimes, life just hands you a lemon and then squeezes it directly into your eye. From bizarre apartment infestations to the “young and dumb” mistakes we all wish we could forget, these are the stories that make you take a deep breath and say, “Well… that sucks.” Dive into the archive of life’s most unfortunate, unlucky, and undeniably relatable moments.
Why My Living Room Couch Is My New Bedroom (Thanks, Toy Cars)
It was an awesome city with highways and skyscrapers, until the lights went out. I tripped on a toy car at 2 AM and ended up in the emergency room with a broken ankle. If you’ve ever stepped on a LEGO or tripped on a toy train, this story is for you.
My Neighbor took out all my utilities because he didn’t want to make a phone call
Why you should always call 811: A horror story. One man, one rented backhoe, and zero professional advice led to a neighborhood-wide blackout and a massive water main break. Read the chaotic account of a DIY project that came within inches of hitting a gas line and turning a “cheap” pool into a legal nightmare.
Today I finally figured out where the horrible smell and rats are coming from
I thought living in NYC meant dealing with the occasional rat, but my apartment was becoming a literal nest. For months, an exterminator couldn’t find the source, and a putrid smell began to seep through the walls. The truth was far more tragic and disgusting than anything I could have imagined. Read the chilling account of what was really happening on the other side of the drywall.
Entitled People Stories
Explore the best Entitled People stories from across the web. Whether it’s a stranger demanding your seat or a “Karen” making a scene in public, we document the most outrageous encounters with extreme entitlement.
A woman carrying a bored Persian cat demanded a free, rare houseplant due to a tiny dirt speck, then exploded when an automatic sprinkler system soaked her
Working behind the front desk of the garden center, my main goal was always to ensure everyone felt happy and at peace, especially myself. That pleasant calm shattered when a woman in a bright yellow sunhat slammed a rare potted plant onto the counter, insisting its tiny speck of dirt meant it was mine to give away for free.
A self-entitled woman loudly demanded a reserved game console for herself, citing her rare blood type, then brazenly took it from the store counter
The electronics store was a real madhouse that Saturday, but I was mostly just watchin’ the show, which is kinda my thing. That’s when a girl came pushin’ through, acting like she owned the place, and I had a gut feelin’ she was about to make a lot of noise about somethin’ she absolutely deserved.
A young woman ignored park RESTRICTED AREA signs for social media content, arguing with staff until honking geese startled her
It was a real nice day at the park, one of them perfect ones for just sitting and watching the birds. But my quiet pursuit was quickly disrupted when a couple marched right past the “RESTRICTED AREA”
Am I The Jerk Stories
Sometimes the line between standing your ground and being the villain is razor-thin. We’ve all had those moments where we wonder: “Was I right, or was I just the jerk?” Dive into these polarizing tales of conflict and social dilemmas, then head to the comments to cast your vote. Is it a case of justified frustration, or is someone clearly in the wrong?
Am I the Jerk for being angry my mom is selling our home, despite her promise it was mine?
A 28-year-old living in their cherished childhood home finds themselves in a difficult situation when their mother decides to sell the property to downsize. This unexpected decision sparks a deep conflict, leaving the individual feeling betrayed and questioning their mother’s commitment to their shared home.
Am I The Jerk for setting boundaries with my mother-in-law regarding our son?
A new mother is struggling to set boundaries with her well-meaning but overbearing mother-in-law. She is seeking advice on how to navigate this challenging relationship while ensuring her child’s well-being.
Am I the Jerk for damaging a coworker’s shared birthday cake while organizing the messy office fridge?
An office worker, who has unofficially managed the shared kitchen refrigerator for years, finds their system challenged by a new co-worker’s disorganization. The ongoing struggle to maintain order escalates when a special item belonging to the new colleague is rearranged, leading to an unexpected confrontation.
Hungry for More Drama?
The audacity doesn’t end here. We have hundreds of stories waiting in the archives: from HOA board takeovers and retail nightmares to the “Kevins” who live among us. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a deep dive into the world of extreme entitlement, there’s always another “Karen” around the corner.