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Today I Messed Up

A collection of stories where the best-laid plans went spectacularly wrong. From minor lapses in judgment to epic fails, read along as we document the times we were our own worst enemies.

Gravity Always Wins: Why I Should Have Used My Parking Brake

I never use my parking brake, and today that habit ruined my sister's brand new house. While helping her move in, I parked on her sloped driveway and forgot one crucial step. Moments later, a loud crash revealed my car had rolled down, slammed into my parents' vehicle, and pushed both cars straight through the garage support.

The Portal of Doom: How One Wrong Click Might Get Me Expelled

One file upload, zero ways to delete it, and a potential expulsion. I messed up by choosing the wrong video file for my film production final. Instead of a news segment, the entire class received a front-row seat to my private life. Now I’m failing the class and fighting the college administration to stay in school.

I Messed Up My Suit and Tie: An Early 2000s Office Disaster

It was the early 2000s, the era of daily suits and weekly office lunches. When the Friday spread featured spicy Indian food, I didn't realize I was an hour away from a biological catastrophe. Before I could even get my pants down, the 'flavor explosion' hit. Suddenly, I was freeballing in a business suit, racing to the local Sears for a fresh pair of underwear before the 4:00 PM roundup meeting.

I messed up by falling for an IRS phone scammer

What happens when a panicked college student, a fake IRS agent, and $500 worth of Google Play cards collide? A very expensive lesson in common sense. This story of a "young and dumb" mistake involves crying on the phone, a diet of ramen noodles, and a permanent spot on every scammer's "suckers list" in existence.