A Messy Escalation: Was I Wrong to Fling the Poo Back?
After months of asking my neighbor to stop letting her "yappy dog" use my front lawn as a private bathroom, I finally snapped. Instead of another polite request, I grabbed a shovel and delivered the "gift" back to her front door, at high velocity. Now she's threatening to call the cops, and my family thinks I went too far. Was this a fair trade, or am I the neighborhood menace?
