My neighbor has a little yappy dog that every day takes a dump on my front yard. I have asked her many times to keep her dog off my lawn, or at least pick up the poop. Yet, every day the dog is allowed to crap on my front yard.
So today I had enough. I took her dog’s crap, put it on a shovel, walked over to her house and chucked it at her front door.
She came over to my house saying I was an asshole for throwing the poop onto her house. I said she was an asshole for letting the dog poop on my front yard every day. She threatened to call the cops, I told her go ahead, I will press trespass charges because every day she comes and lets her dog dookie on my yard.
My family says what I did was an asshole move, but I was fed up. Am I the butthole?
